Warnings: A guy with nothing on. Not even a body.
Some naughty thoughts. Also, there is no Byerly's at the Mall of America. A person could starve.
Spoilers: The series, basically.
Pairing: Mulder/Skinner JUST KIDDING!!!
Mulder/Krycek. But "The Denny's
Cycle" by Ethan Nelson almost converted me. Read it and die laughing.
Order: This is the third in a series so read
the other two first. The
first one is "Hallow".
by C. M. Decarnin
"In my office. Now."
Skinner hung up on him.
It must be something pretty bad.
Most likely involving a large sum of money.
The bill for the Lexus couldn't possibly have reached
Skinner yet. Too bad,
because Mulder could prove that absolutely wasn't his fault. No one could
have predicted that the problem with the dashboard cigaret lighter would
turn out to run so deep. It also wasn't his fault the Bureau never let them
get the rental agency's insurance package. Though whether that package
covered a car that wasn't actually being driven when it burst into flames,
he wasn't sure.
It might be the dry cleaner's bill. That had
to be an allowable,
unavoidable expense. Besides, the dry cleaner's own insurance had agreed,
that for the extent of the damage on the actual premises, they could not
after all define Fox Mulder as an act of God. It was only the costs of
evacuating the surrounding blocks due to release of noxious fumes that the
litigation focussed on. Ballistics would show it hadn't been his bullets
that plowed through the chemical pipes. But it had been hot pursuit.
They were covered for that.
Mulder had become something of an expert on insurance.
The Minneapolis per diem might have bounced.
Options on the travel vouchers
were ridiculously limited. He hoped Accounting wasn't going to quibble
about semantics. The twenty-odd pounds of fish roe and caviare were the
only food items in the deli section at the Mall of America Byerly's that had
kept the thing with the luminous tentacles distracted so he could hot-wire
the ventilation duct its spawn lurked in. "Client Entertainment" had
clearly been the category most closely describing the circumstances. They
couldn't seriously expect him to put it under "Host/Hostess Gift", could
they? He was prepared to argue the point in the highest comptroller's
office in the land.
Mulder rolled down his sleeves and pulled his suit-jacket
straightened his tie in the reflective surface of the new brushed-aluminum
elevator wall. They'd finally given up on getting the blood and
ichor-stains out of the previous panelling.
Skinner's new temporary office was down two block-long,
hallways from the elevator, on the second floor. It was a public area with
vaulted ceilings. You always felt like you were riding the tumbril to your
decapitation. Except you had to walk. Conditioned response made his palms
begin to sweat.
He rubbed them down his pants-hips. As he let
his arms fall loose again at
his sides, he felt a hand slip into his left palm.
He hadn't known anybody was --
Nobody was there.
The hand squeezed his lightly.
A thrill went all through him.
He stared to his left.
Stumbled on three consecutive strides...
He slowed his walk.
This was so scrotum-tighteningly wrong.
He was strolling the J. Edgar Hoover Building hand
in hand with Krycek's
Krycek had died in this building.
A tremor of grief he had never felt before answered the memory.
When he saw Krycek fall, emotion all shut down.
The double-agent had died
soliciting Mulder's death. He wasn't worth thinking about and Mulder had
had important things to do.
Now he could see the way Krycek's one hand wavered
aiming the gun at him.
Hear the ragged grief in his voice. Live the endless moments as Krycek
couldn't -- couldn't -- didn't shoot him.
He had died for that inability.
Eyes so dark green they looked black had never left
his own. Filled with
Lips opening, twisting in pain. Still he hadn't fired.
No thousand lives had yet been lost, as far as anyone
knew, because Fox
Mulder lived. If that was even what Krycek had meant.
He looked left yet again.
Invisible hand in his.
Krycek had never done things the way Mulder would.
Had had no trust in
anyone or anything. Had had a real mean streak as likely to hit the
innocent as those he hated. Black to Mulder's white, white to his black.
And yet he had been a wild thing to the Consortium, passionate against their
accommodation even while he shot the rapids of their whirlpool politics.
They had tried to kill him. No one had been able to. He left them gripping
on nothing, as if still coated with that black, black oil. If all he'd
wanted was survival, he should have left this game. No. He was a
high-stakes player. Intent, even more than Mulder himself. As if nothing
else mattered, as if he couldn't see anything else.
As soon as he did... As soon as he let something
get in his way... then
Skinner murdered him.
Shot down when he was not a threat, when he might be
dying, simply because
they all knew... he would never quit.
The hatred between him and Skinner had been vicious.
But how could Skinner know? Mulder had told no
one. Not even he could
see Krycek. Skinner couldn't possibly know.
So why was Krycek holding his hand here... as he marched toward his doom...
He felt a slight pressure, the hand swinging his a little.
Could the ghost see everything he did? Could
the ghost know his thoughts
Or did the ghost just have a very one-track mind?
He waited to see if the ghost would try to pull him
into a niche or
something and have its way with him.
They turned the corner and started down the second long hall.
No one seemed incommoded by the ghost's walking beside
him. People passed
close without seeming to bump into anything.
A case could be made that he was completely out of his gourd.
A lot of people, also, would be afraid if they thought
supernatural had its hand in theirs. The shade of their second-most hated
enemy, particularly. Running and screaming would be a popular response.
Had he been conditioned, like a rat with a chip in
its brain, in only two
visits to consider the spirit of Krycek the source of all earthly bliss?
Of course not.
He would defy anyone, anywhere, to find him a better
lay. But no one could
claim he was the only person on earth who'd be overjoyed by proof of life
after death. Lots of people would be. Overjoyed.
The hand didn't seem to drag on him at all. Yet
he could feel its
movements. He couldn't remember the last time he had walked along with
someone, holding hands. Though he knew for certain that it hadn't been in
the J. Edgar Hoover Building on his way to a meeting with Assistant Director
Krycek hadn't tried anything yet and they were almost there.
A thrill of real horror shocked every cell to awareness.
Krycek wouldn't --
Not in Skinner's office --
They reached the door.
The ghost hadn't done anything to hurt him. It
must know he could never
live down an episode of hot wraith sex in front of Walter Skinner.
"I think you'd better wait out here," Mulder said out
loud. Because he had
no proof that the ghost could read his mind.
The hand still held his.
He had a sudden image of a Krycek with a totally anticipatory
grin on his
face. Aw, Mulder, live a little, he might be saying.
He wondered who was talking to who, here.
"Seriously," he said. Some people passing by
glanced at him as he stood in
front of the shut door like a boob, talking out loud. "I'll be right back."
He felt a sensation of fingers interlacing with his.
A kindly touch,
gentle, the phantom hand bonding to his.
Skinner knew exactly how long it took to walk up here.
Groaning inwardly, Mulder reached out and turned the
doorknob. The door
swung inward, with, in Mulder's imagination, a deep sepulchral creak.
Skinner was sitting writing at his desk. He did not look up.
Mulder stepped in and closed the door behind him.
"Sit down, Agent Mulder." Skinner was still writing,
as if against a
deadline. Mulder edged between two chairs and sat in the right-hand one.
The fingers between his unlaced, the spirit-palm shifted against his. He
kept his hand in a neutral position on the arm of the chair as Skinner
finally looked up. "Agent Mulder, you didn't check in with Kim in my outer
office. That's because I currently have no outer office. My secretary is
housed two floors away behind a bank of dead-files ten feet high. I'm not
blaming you for that Agent Mulder," Skinner said, boring into him with eyes
that accused, convicted, sentenced and hung, "I'm just pointing out that it
makes my job harder, on a daily and hourly basis."
"Then I get this." From a stack on his left the
AD plucked up a 302 folder
and dropped it on the desk toward Mulder as if it stank.
The 302. He hadn't thought of that.
"You want to investigate an anonymous tip that aliens
are exerting mind
control over Congress from the sub-basement of the House Office Building."
Skinner's voice had gotten calmer. "With no other evidence."
"Last year's legislative session? Think about it, sir."
He saw a darkening of thought, for a moment, in Skinner's
eyes. Then the AD
shook himself. He said, "Agent Mulder," and bellowed, "there is no
sub-basement in the House Office Building!"
"That's what they want you to think, sir!
But if you look at the
architectural drawings from eighteen seventy-f--"
"Mulder!" Skinner's temporary office had
no windows, but the frosted
glass in the door rattled. In the silence, Skinner said brittly, "You
remember our discussion."
"But this is a clear and present --"
Skinner came up out of his chair and seemed to dangle
over Mulder like a
particularly terrifying Jack-in-the-box. Mulder jerked back, and for the
first time became again aware of the hand in his. It tightened slightly on
his. He felt supported.
"It's a usually reliable source, sir."
Skinner's voice took on the sound of a flamethrower.
"He signs himself 'The
"Agent Mulder, you do realize that there is
such a thing as a fruit-loop
in this world, or is that extreme possibility simply beyond the scope of
your limited imagination?"
That hurt. It threw him off his rhythm.
"It may surprise you to learn, Agent Mulder, that you
are not going to be
given unlimited authority to investigate Congress."
"You are not going to be given limited authority to investigate Congress."
"You are not going to be given authority hog-tied and
with a ball-gag in its
mouth to investigate Congress."
"And if I hear that you even ask what day Congress
is next in session, or
hail a cab to Independence Avenue, or check out a book from the Library of
"You can't check out --"
"-- I'll have your badge so fast your head will spin
like something from
The Exorcist do I make myself clear?"
The hand in Mulder's held his sympathetically.
He could feel little swells
of encouragement up his arm.
"No ifs. No ands. No buts. The Congress
of the United States is not an
Mulder was sure, looking narrowly at Skinner's mouth,
that he could see him
holding himself back from wanting to add another phrase to that. As who
Clearly Skinner was really on his side. He just
didn't dare admit it. They
were probably being surveilled.
Confidence rising, Mulder said, "I understand, sir."
"Let me hear a wilco, Agent."
"I won't investigate Congress."
"Good. Then we're clear."
The aliens in the sub-basement could by no stretch
of semantics be defined
as members of Congress.
"Turning to the subject of your hors d'oeuvre budget."
Skinner sat down,
reaching for the next multiply-flagged item in the pile at his left. Mulder
looked at the stack, an appalled light dawning.
"Caviare, Agent Mulder. And salmon roe at twelve
ninety-five an ounce."
They walked back down the hall in complete silence.
Mulder engrossed in his
plan for the assault on the House Office sub-basement, the ghost just
holding his hand.
Surprising what a difference it made having someone
hold your hand in the
Assistant Director's office. He'd only heard about half of what Skinner
said to him, distracted by the light pressure of the thumb across the back
of his hand, the strange no-temperature of the palm turned up against his.
He'd perspired more wondering if Krycek was going to try and turn him on
than at anything Skinner had dredged from his checkered financial past.
But Krycek hadn't. He'd behaved like the ghost of a perfect gentleman.
Only one elevator in this bank went to his basement.
The indicator showed
it was on the third floor. Going up. He wondered if Krycek would try to do
him in the elevator -- stop it down there in the short trip between floors,
push him to the wall, kiss him into unconsciousness, as he had once heard a
woman writer put it, or suck face as his fellow Fibbies would more likely
say, slowly pull off all his clothes while driving him completely wild with
ghost touches all over his skin and then get him down on the floor and --
Or, if he would wait till they got to the office, shut
the door -- lock it
-- Scully was at Quantico all week, no one else was likely to come down --
he wondered suddenly if ghost ass lent itself to being fucked -- bent across
his desk, taking his cock up its tight incorporeal cornhole -- he blushed,
all of a sudden, really hoping Krycek couldn't read his thoughts. That had
been pretty crude, with rising excitement behind it making it cruder even
than it sounded. God, it would be awful if people really could read each
other's minds. No one might ever fuck again.
But Krycek was a guy. He'd understand.
It was hard to fantasize perfectly
respectfully. Krycek kissed like a face-hugger and fucked like an angel of
God, he had to have some pretty unceremonious fantasies of his own.
The elevator was at the top floor. Starting its
interminable meander down
The hand let go of him.
He started to say "No!" Caught himself as the
people waiting to get to the
first floor glanced.
Which way had the ghost gone? Lifelong reflex
made him look, both ways down
the hall, useless as it had to be. Don't go! he thought, desperately, but
Had he pissed the ghost off?
Or -- it hadn't occurred to him before, because he
was so taken up with what
the ghost might do -- had Krycek only come to literally hold his hand
through the indignities of a dressing-down from Skinner? Oh... wow.
That... that would have been really nice of him. Mulder swallowed. He
wouldn't have admitted to anyone how the idea of someone coming from beyond
the grave just to help him over an emotional rough spot made him feel. Even
Scully, loyal and valiant as she was, had to pick her battles. Unless the
fate of the actual world was at stake that week, she sometimes had other
things on her agenda. The merely bureaucratic skirmishes, that made him
feel as if he were being trampled to death by lemmings, he often faced
alone. Now someone had come, though silently and without clout, to his
support. Not because lives depended on it, not because it was time to stand
up and be counted, not to testify to the truth.
Just for him.
He swallowed again. He hoped that was why Krycek
had left without sex, and
not that thoughts from his primal lizard-brain had caused offense.
With a last searching look, he turned to get on the
elevator. Down a floor,
the door opened, and everybody got off except him. As usual, he was the
only one that was going farther.
He wondered if he should tell someone about this ghost
Who could he tell? he thought. And realized that
almost everyone he knew,
these days, was dead.
His entire family. So many friends. His sources. And his enemies.
The Reaper had come through, and reaped the entire
grain-field of his life.
Leaving Scully, who was his other self; and a few stalks standing here and
No wonder he was lonely.
No wonder ghosts would come and hold his hand.
Not seeing, he went down the basement hall, into his
Buried, he thought, as he glanced up at the ceiling, where people walked on
the floor above.
The ghost had made him happy.
He didn't understand why. He and Krycek had hated
each other. If Krycek's
ghost wanted to come out to play, why pick someone he had displayed so much
contempt for, someone who justly loathed him, someone he had tormented,
taunted, betrayed, wounded unbearably. Mulder felt himself again kneeling
by his father's bloodsoaked body, begging for forgiveness, bent over,
crying. Now Krycek came to hold his hand.
He had never understood Krycek. Why he'd kept
coming back. Why he'd
brought Mulder his weird gifts of intel like a cat would bring you a dead
It never had made any sense.
Right up till the night he died.
Mulder had deliberately played him. Tried to
hypnotize him. Called him
Alex. Stared him straight in the eyes. Once he saw the dead, decided,
fait-accompli expression let in the first living shadow of desire, of dread,
of preference, heard the sound of the silken blade in Alex's voice tighten
into pain, to protest, pleading, he'd been possessed with a need to push it,
part shrink, part something very feral, will to survive bonded with will
To make Krycek back down. To break him.
Open him, once and for all see
what truth was in there.
He'd known he was playing with death, but had felt
he could not lose.
Loaded. Powered. Words in his mouth as if in the mouth of God.
He'd never know if he had been simply full of it.
Once Skinner had blown
them apart, even shot in the gut Krycek had seemed to think there was some
point to playing on. Mulder's hazard unanswered, Krycek trying to turn back
to whatever deadly bet he had on Skinner; trying at least to make it seem
there was a virtue in pointing a gun at Mulder's face.
It wasn't worth thinking about. He'd told himself.
No one could know why
Krycek did anything. Not now. Not ever. If there was a creator behind all
this, Mulder doubted if even He knew.
How could Krycek play with supersoldiers and survive?
How did Krycek know the things he knew?
The more Mulder had thought about it, the more inexplicable
ricochet course through it all had been.
What in the hell had been his motivation?
Mulder stood in front of his poster reading "I want
to believe." It had
always made him smile internally, the irony in the stout declaration.
Krycek didn't believe in aliens... Krycek knew. Looking back, Krycek's
passionate knowledge had been a cornerstone of Mulder's own belief. No one
could know as cynically, as flatly, with as much deep access as Krycek
had, and be mistaken. He always gave off that impression of knowing so much
more than anyone.
What had he been, exactly?
At least as powerful in the Russian army as in America's shadow government.
And at least as scared.
Why was he thinking like this? Krycek's ghost
sexed him up like a harlot,
fine, no problem, now all it did was hold his hand and it plunged him into
existential maelstroms. The man had been a bundle of paradoxes. Always
afraid yet always daring more, always first in the fight but with loyalty
toward none, knowing everything yet losing everything. Time after time.
Mulder shuddered at the last two of those losses, bloody and irrevocable. A
blackmailer. A liar, a traitor. A murderer. That ultimate act of
cowardice his stock in trade. Murdered in his turn, and so deservedly.
Mulder sank down in his chair, covering his face with
his hands. The whole
thing hurt. It hurt to think about, it hurt to never understand.
The ghost he understood. He understood that there
was nothing there to
understand. A WYSIWYG phantasm, the only thing it wanted was to bring to
Mulder happiness and joy. He didn't know how he knew, but he was sure.
But to accept such pleasure from that black unknown...
They were the same,
this simple ghost, and that so complex man. He felt himself push up against
that solid body in Hong Kong, black leather, muscle, fear, and under
everything, a... ticklishness, that he felt from the muzzle of his gun,
below the diaphragm, almost an anguish like that fear of death, that thing
that Alex couldn't stand, uncertainty. Sweaty, funky smell of him. His
body's heat. Climbing the wall to get away from him, his face bloody,
labored breath, that gasp of "Finish it!" He should have known that there
in public Mulder couldn't finish him, couldn't even let his gun be seen, but
he didn't, didn't know, because he knew Mulder was out of his control, of
anyone's, Krycek so well knew that everyone, except himself, could be pushed
beyond a point where they would snap. Mulder had known himself on a high
wire, known he wouldn't fall.
Like the night he let Skinner kill Krycek.
The concentration broken when Krycek was shot.
A shock of being still alive.
A numbness of not getting his objective.
Silence in him.
He hadn't said a word. Let Skinner fire. Again.
The shot that tortured Krycek, made him scream.
Had known how it would end. The look on Skinner's
face. Had let Skinner
commit a murder in his name, from anger, from frustration, tiredness. He
let him finish it. Let Skinner close the darkest X-file of them all,
If he had spoken. Even moved.
Picked up the gun. Or said, "Don't shoot."
Krycek was dead and Skinner, the man whose government
expected him to mind
their petty pennies, was a murderer. Because he'd stood there sick of it,
and shirking his responsibility. For just the moment that became eternity.
Krycek had been buried like all unclaimed criminals
while Rohrer and
Crane... god knew where they might be.
How had Krycek thought he could survive with them?
What had he thought he
could do to stop such supersoldiers? Had he been alone, by then? The last
who knew where it all came from, what it was?
A single word; a single move.
He had done nothing.
Left the impossibility, the mess of it, the crap, to
Skinner to decide.
Because to take any more of Krycek's shit was just so goddam hard.
He had lived that fugue a thousand times since then.
If there was one thing he thought he'd never do in
his life, it was to
voluntarily stand by while something... terrible was done.
He breathed in deep, and sighed.
Krycek had suffered brutally before. It hadn't stopped him then, either.
He would never understand him.
He just wished the last memory of him alive was not
fixed in a moment of
such shame to him. He had wondered if his passivity had been from fear.
There had been that instant wondering if Skinner had some secret shared with
Krycek that would make shooting Mulder make some sense. He had looked at
Skinner to see. But Skinner only stared, remorselessly, at Krycek. And
raised his gun.
Logically, he knew it had all gone down in only seconds.
But it lived in
his memory as he had lived it, with ages stretched between each move, each
word, and each inaction. Voids when he could have saved his enemy.
He had had to get to Scully.
Could never know what words in Krycek's mouth could be believed.
Whatever the traitor would have done in the end, Krycek
had tried hard to
pull the trigger.
And somewhere in the building might be supersoldiers
who could come down
It was just easier to let him die.
And because it had been his own decision, because it
had been in his
control, that had been the hardest thing he had ever had to live with: that
he had taken a life, let it be taken, just out of cowardice. Out of
The kind of decision Krycek couldn't make about him.
Anyone might call it justified.
But he had been there. And he knew.
He wondered if Krycek's spirit did.
Krycek had always had the deepest intel.
He smiled ironically, only a twist of his lips.
Would that mean Krycek had forgiven him?
Or called them even?
But it wasn't Krycek he needed absolution from.
That low spot in his soul would always be there.
Maybe the only thing you
could do with your personal-worst moments was use them to understand another
person's. Know where they'd been. How much they'd want not to remember.
But he already knew that perfectly, in theory, used it in his profiles all
the time. So maybe this was no damn use at all.
He dropped his hands from his face.
You went back, on with your life, its dumb quotidian
details. Unless you
ran off to be a monk or join the Foreign Legion, and even there, he bet, the
daily stuff was just as dumb. He should be grateful he lived on the part of
the map labelled "Here there be dragons".
Heavily, he sat up in his chair, and let it slowly turn him toward his desk.
His computer was on.
He always turned it off --
The luminescence of the monitor called up light in
answer from in him.
Delight like laughter blossomed without thought at what had waited for him
just to look.
Typed across his screen, a row of little ASCII hearts.